Brett's Update: Date night humor

So, Kristi and I are going out to dinner for her birthday. Allie tells me to wear something nice.

I put on a nice Brooks Bros shirt and khakis. I come out and ask Allie how I look. She says, "hmm, work clothes."

"But how do I look?" I say.

"Do you have a tuxedo?"

"No!?"

"Okay, that's fine then."

She's in the bedroom now telling Kristi "You will not wear that, you will wear a dress."